I Am Not My Web Page!


Me	My Web Page

I am not my Web page! My Web page has borders, scroll bars, an embedded GIF, and multiple fonts. I do not. On the other hand, I can grow a goatee shudder, and my Web page can't. Life is full of dichotomies.

My Web page captures a tiny bit of who I am. Several people have told me they feel like they know me from reading my pages. In fact, some have even been relatives!

But truth be told, you never know someone from their Web page, any more than you know Oprah from watching her show. Other than what's written here (some of which is several years old), I'm a mystery to you. And who knows; maybe I'm really a 70-year old female Armenian drug-runner with the nickname "Smurf Mama," and "Stever" is just an alias in case I ever need to drop out of sight.

So please enjoy my Web page, but keep in mind that it's only words. And I'm not.

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